Welcome to Piss Daily. I am Pigeon. I will be your guide.
Piss Daily is, first and foremost, the only real news site still out there. Don’t listen to those other guys. That’s all fake news. The world is a dangerous place, kids. Everyone is lying to you. Everyone except me. I’m the only real journalism site left. The rest have sold out to The Man, or The Illuminati. Or Mark Zuckerburg.
We pride ourselves on delivering only 100% true, factual, and real news, backed up by real facts and a team of science guys.
We’re sort of in open beta right now, while we fix up the site, populate it with new and old content, and iron out any bugs we may have missed.
We hope you enjoy our high quality yellow journalism, and we hope that you find it in your heart to give us one million dollars. That would be great.
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