Iran has vowed revenge against the United States after a targeted air strike that killed Qassem Soleimani, one of their top military figures. While many are in a panic over what is suspected to kick off World War III, Iran has now made an official statement of how they will be getting their vengeance.
“Friends” is coming back to Netflix. After the show was dropped at the beginning of 2020, Iran made sure that it would return, and that all of America would have to suffer through it.
“Friends” is expected to return to Netflix as early as tomorrow, or perhaps today. Any minute now. And there is nothing we can do to stop it.
A fitting punishment for a nation so drunk on its own hubris. The show will remain on Netflix, indefinitely, until the end of time. And we will just have to live with it.
I, for one, am making peace with God and saying my farewells to my family and loved ones. I’m going to be killing myself tonight. May God have mercy on all of our souls.