Ghislaine Maxwell's secret husband has been officially revealed in a newly unsealed court document.
Though Maxwell pleaded not guilty to assisting Epstein in the enticement and trafficking of minors, all of their secrets are slowly being dragged into the light, including her secret marriage with F-Zero racer and renowned intergalactic bounty hunter Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon has been arrested and is now under investigation for a myriad of crimes including human trafficking, enticement of minors, engaging in orgies with minors, tax evasion, and money laundering.
His cell is being constantly monitored, and he's been given only paper clothes and bed sheets to prevent "suicides".
It's finally happening. All of their crimes will be brought out into the light.