BREAKING: Trump Deploys Annoying Orange To Iran, Violating Geneva Convention And Committing Several War Crimes

World War III is now raging across the globe. There is no hope left for negotiations or peace talks. Iran is now amassing nuclear weapons, and America has made a swift effort to end the conflict before there’s any needless loss of American lives.

However, some fear that their latest move is yet another case of excessive force, as we saw during World War II with Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Trump has called for a powerful bioweapon to be used. The Annoying Orange.

The Orange has already torched several small villages, leveled a city to the ground, and slaughtered countless innocents. Including women and children. The Orange hasn’t spared a single life, except in the case of victims who would suffer greater physical and emotional pain by being left alive.

One Iranian civilian was left with their bones liquefied, writhing and gurgling screams of pain as he aspirated on his own blood, vomit, and liquefied bone matter. The Annoying Orange just laughed. He laughed, and laughed, and laughed. That’s all he ever does is laugh.

Iran is on the brink of collapse, but they’ve sworn to nuke all of their own territory to make sure The Orange goes down with them. If it escapes out into any neighboring countries, the entire world will not be safe.

Peace be upon you, Iran. Your sacrifice will not be in vain.