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fact check FACT CHECK: Experts Falsely Claim "Running" Is "Good For You" False statements and "studies" have been circulating the internet, as always, this time with the claim that we "should be running regularly" for our health. And apparently, not running puts
twitter Elon Musk Vows To End "Woke Mind Virus", Bans "Rick And Morty" From Twitter The "woke news media" has gotten out of control with their influence over the young and impressionable minds of America's youth. Trying to force crazy ideas into their heads, like
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kanye west Kanye "Ye" West Claims To Be Rightful Emperor Of Germany Influential rapper "Ye", formerly known as Kanye West, has been on something of a rampage lately. He is, as far as we're aware, unmedicated and completely out of control. Going
we live in a society Disney To Pull WALL-E From All Services Over Fatphobic Imagery Beloved Pixar film "WALL-E" is apparently being scrubbed from existence after Disney decided to double down on their family-friendly, squeaky clean image. The film was deemed to be "fatphobic" and
breaking news Chris Chan's And Alex Jones' Legal Teams Caught Exchanging Notes About "Dimensional Merge" Between Court Dates Conspiracy theories and fake news have gotten out of control to a terrifying degree in recent years. But thankfully, authorities have begun to crack down and squash this dangerous misinformation
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we live in a society US Senators Attribute Rise In School Shootings To Violent TV Show Tom And Jerry With school shootings on the rise, Americans have been stricken with absolute terror. The places they once thought safe, like schools and shopping malls, are now targets for obscene violence.
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overwatch Overwatch 2 To Get New White Supremacist Hero To Further Diversify Cast (He's Also Latino) Overwatch 2 is going to be a thing. Many fans were shocked, considering Overwatch the original is barely a thing anymore, not counting the massive online community that has been
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music Popular Rock Band 100 Gecs Down To 87.6 Gecs Due To Inflation The world economy has been hurting as of late, first with the pandemic lock-downs and now with the Russia-Ukraine conflict. And many Americans have started to feel it at the
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world war iii Ukraine Deploys Freddy Fazbear On Invading Russian Forces Tensions between Ukraine and Russia have escalated into a full-scale invasion, and Ukraine is not backing down without a fight. The world may very well be on the brink of
world war iii President Biden Escalates Tensions With Russia After Being Unmatched On Tinder Thousands of troops were moved to Ukraine's border over the past week, and even more are expected to be sent shortly, after a disappointing day of swiping through Tinder for
tragic Undertale Pacifist Run Ruined As 8 Child Laborers Die In Cobalt Mining Incident A rather promising Undertale speed run was ruined last night when news broke of a mining incident that killed eight child laborors and left at least a dozen more injured.
