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politics Republicans Push For "Temporary Legalized Slavery" For Social And Economic Woes Desperate times call for desperate measures, apparently, as Republicans are now pushing to bring back a "controlled, temporary form of slavery" that would allow men to own "lesser individuals". The
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politics Mad Catz To Release Third-Party Candidate For Upcoming Election Mad Catz, known for their third-party gaming peripherals, has announced that they will be creating their first ever third-party political candidate for the upcoming election in hopes of giving voters
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kanye west Kanye "Ye" West Claims To Be Rightful Emperor Of Germany Influential rapper "Ye", formerly known as Kanye West, has been on something of a rampage lately. He is, as far as we're aware, unmedicated and completely out of control. Going
we live in a society Hypocritical Communist Streamer Hasan Piker Caught Asking For EXTRA Sauce Packets At Taco Bell Once again, the radical extremist left shows their true colors in another astonishing act of greed and gluttony. Self-proclaimed revolutionary communist Hasan "HasanAbi" Piker, someone that claims to be some
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we live in a society US Senators Attribute Rise In School Shootings To Violent TV Show Tom And Jerry With school shootings on the rise, Americans have been stricken with absolute terror. The places they once thought safe, like schools and shopping malls, are now targets for obscene violence.
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jihad In Response To Sony And Microsoft Acquisitions, Nintendo Purchases Land, Guns, Bulk Ammo Sony and Microsoft have been on a buying spree lately, acquiring studios and IP left and right. Some of the biggest names in gaming, like Activision Blizzard and Bethesda, have
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piss world Russia-Ukraine Conflict Actually Just Elaborate Call Of Duty Viral Marketing Stunt Just as it seemed we were on the brink of world war and all of our lives were about to be drastically changed for the worse for the profit of
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world war iii Ukraine Deploys Freddy Fazbear On Invading Russian Forces Tensions between Ukraine and Russia have escalated into a full-scale invasion, and Ukraine is not backing down without a fight. The world may very well be on the brink of
we live in a society "Barefoot Is Legal" Organization Boycotts Street Fight VI Over Ryu's Sandals Capcom dropped the official debut teaser trailer for the new Street Fighter game, and people are furious. After the controversy that Street Fighter V generated, many were hoping for a
world war iii President Biden Escalates Tensions With Russia After Being Unmatched On Tinder Thousands of troops were moved to Ukraine's border over the past week, and even more are expected to be sent shortly, after a disappointing day of swiping through Tinder for
facebook US Senator Calls For Social Media Sites To End "Schizoposting" Senators had a rare chance to grill Facebook's global head of safety, a corporation infamous for conducting strange secret psychological experiments on its users and mass-collecting their information. Unfortunately, for
we live in a society Chick-Fil-A Forced To Hire Black Employee Amid Labor Shortage Tough times have fallen on the American people. The economy has been devastated, political unrest is all over the news, and Walmart is no longer open 24 hours. It's like
we live in a society Shark Tale 2 Cancelled After Negative Reception To Scene Of Fish Being Shot 16 Times By Police Once again, the liberal left has taken something away from every good, red-blooded American. You can't live your life in this dystopian society anymore without those accursed libtards ruining everything.
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