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kanye west Kanye "Ye" West Claims To Be Rightful Emperor Of Germany Influential rapper "Ye", formerly known as Kanye West, has been on something of a rampage lately. He is, as far as we're aware, unmedicated and completely out of control. Going
we live in a society Hypocritical Communist Streamer Hasan Piker Caught Asking For EXTRA Sauce Packets At Taco Bell Once again, the radical extremist left shows their true colors in another astonishing act of greed and gluttony. Self-proclaimed revolutionary communist Hasan "HasanAbi" Piker, someone that claims to be some
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donald trump Documents Obtained From Trump's Home Reveal Nancy Pelosi's Fat Milkers, Secret Love Affair The FBI raided Trump's Florida home, and are said to have uncovered a slew of classified documents and papers. The former president is in some seriously hot water, but the
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we live in a society US Senators Attribute Rise In School Shootings To Violent TV Show Tom And Jerry With school shootings on the rise, Americans have been stricken with absolute terror. The places they once thought safe, like schools and shopping malls, are now targets for obscene violence.
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jihad In Response To Sony And Microsoft Acquisitions, Nintendo Purchases Land, Guns, Bulk Ammo Sony and Microsoft have been on a buying spree lately, acquiring studios and IP left and right. Some of the biggest names in gaming, like Activision Blizzard and Bethesda, have
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world war iii Ukraine Deploys Freddy Fazbear On Invading Russian Forces Tensions between Ukraine and Russia have escalated into a full-scale invasion, and Ukraine is not backing down without a fight. The world may very well be on the brink of
we live in a society "Barefoot Is Legal" Organization Boycotts Street Fight VI Over Ryu's Sandals Capcom dropped the official debut teaser trailer for the new Street Fighter game, and people are furious. After the controversy that Street Fighter V generated, many were hoping for a
world war iii President Biden Escalates Tensions With Russia After Being Unmatched On Tinder Thousands of troops were moved to Ukraine's border over the past week, and even more are expected to be sent shortly, after a disappointing day of swiping through Tinder for
facebook US Senator Calls For Social Media Sites To End "Schizoposting" Senators had a rare chance to grill Facebook's global head of safety, a corporation infamous for conducting strange secret psychological experiments on its users and mass-collecting their information. Unfortunately, for
we live in a society Chick-Fil-A Forced To Hire Black Employee Amid Labor Shortage Tough times have fallen on the American people. The economy has been devastated, political unrest is all over the news, and Walmart is no longer open 24 hours. It's like
we live in a society Shark Tale 2 Cancelled After Negative Reception To Scene Of Fish Being Shot 16 Times By Police Once again, the liberal left has taken something away from every good, red-blooded American. You can't live your life in this dystopian society anymore without those accursed libtards ruining everything.
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we live in a society Derek Chauvin Accepts Plea Bargain Of Appearing On BLACKED America has emerged victorious from the era of Trump's hate and bigotry. Bills are being passed, people are being vaccinated, the immigrant children in cages are now being held in
piss world New Bill Makes Unskippable Google Ads Mandatory Before Every Mandatory Fact Check A controversial new bill was just passed by the Senate, making the unskippable Google ads before a mandatory fact check on any particular article or meme completely mandatory. The mandatory
trolling United Nations Deploys Anti-Trolling Task Force Following an unprecedented and completely out of the blue surge in "trolling" across the globe, the United Nations has been called upon by every country in the world to help
