Nintendo has announced in their latest Nintendo Direct that Xenoblade Chronicles 3 will be getting a new update where players will be able to drink piss. This new update, which fans have been eagerly expecting, will completely revamp the entire play experience from the ground up with this new inclusion of being able to drink piss.
"I don't know why we didn't think of this in the first place." Miyamoto said, assuring gamers that this will be a staple feature we can expect to be in the games at launch from now on. "It's the kind of feature that really makes or breaks a game. I'm shocked we sold any copies at all without letting players drink piss. I suppose you don't really realize what you don't have until someone comes along and gives it to you."
Players will be able to give piss to all party members, and they can all drink together.
"(Nintendo Direct voice) Ice cold, refreshing... piss?! Replenish your party members' health with piss in the Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Expansion Pass Wave 2 DLC. Hot, room temperature, or chilled; experiment with different piss brews and see who each party member prefers their piss from, and how they like it served. It may just give you an edge in battle!" That was what the Nintendo Direct said, that's a direct transcript from the official Nintendo Direct. Their words, not mine. It's exciting to see Nintendo keeping their games fresh even after launch with new features like being able to drink piss.
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 is now probably the best game in the franchise, and the best JRPG ever made. Best RPG at that. I don't think anything can quite stand up to that level of detail and immersion. Nintendo got the killer features now. I can't wait until they add this feature to more games, so we can experience drinking piss from all of our favorite Nintendo characters.
I'm literally crying and shaking right now, this is the best day of my life.