I'm so fucking sick of this shit man, I can't fucking take it anymore. I'm literally going to bite someone I swear to God, the next person to look at me funny, I'm biting into their fucking neck and tearing out their fucking. Breathing thing. The tube. Esophagus? Yeah, that thing. I'm so mad. I'm scratching my arms up and down because my nails are very long and I didn't trim them yet. Yeah, I'm kinda messed up. A twisted psychopath, for real.

First Donald Trump wins the election, and then some fucking idiot honked at me, as if it's a fucking crime to play Runescape while I'm driving. Learn to drive, buddy. I swear. We literally live in 1984. Donald Trump is literally Voldemort, the bad guy from Harry Potter, you know. And then there's this Elon Musk guy, he's like Batman? Who happens to be the bad guy from Joker, you know. What's next? Alex Jones Darth Vader? Am I right guys? Man. We really live in a society, you know what I mean?

So I come to this fucking place, tell them I want a meatball sub. They say they're all out, just sold their last one. Out of meatballs. Can you believe that? I pay all my tax dollars to the government, and I can't get a fucking meatball, not even one. Not even one meatball on a slice of white bread, we're living in the fucking third world out here, like fucking. That one country where they live in their cars and drive around because of all the garbage. Saw it on an episode of Simpsons once. They predict the future you know. Just like the Simpsons, I'm telling you. Real life is a lot like cartoons. Next thing you know they're gonna have cross-dressing rabbits walking around, getting cooked in a bowl of soup by Elmer Fudd. Why is Elmer Fudd the bad guy, exactly? Man works hard for his dinner, some asshole rabbit is the good guy because he's got some wise-ass remarks? It sounds like you hate the working class, that's what I think. Typical liberal brain rot I'm telling you. Next thing you're gonna do is tell me Batman is the good guy because he does philanthropy and shit. Like Bill fucking Gates. Bill fucking Gates is just like. I don't know, is there a cartoon character like Bill Gates? I already said Batman and Voldemort.

So I say to this guy, where's my fucking meatball sub, I say to this guy I need my sub. I'm a hard working American and I need my fucking sub, why can't I get my meatball sub? What is this, Communist Russia? They're starving us out here. It's fucking, Donald Trump Joe Biden, they get all the meatballs and I don't get shit. This is what the liberals voted for, communism. America is doomed. It wasn't like this when Obama was president, I'm telling you. That guy was alright. Supposedly he was Antichrist, but I think he did a pretty good job for an Antichrist. It was a different time. Gotta respect different cultures, that's the American way. Let him have his religion, that's what I say. Don't matter if he's black, white, green, or purple. That's what I always say. The American way, the American dream. Even if you're green or purple, you can come here and have a life. Never did see a green or purple guy though, at least not in real life. Never see someone like that at Walmart. But they're welcome here.

I don't know where I'm gonna eat now. I guess that's the beauty of America. We got options everywhere. Good old fashioned capitalism. Can't have that in Russia. Communism is like, everything is the same. Everyone gets the same meatball sub, and when they run out you starve. That's how it is. Fucking commies.