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twitter Elon Musk Vows To End "Woke Mind Virus", Bans "Rick And Morty" From Twitter The "woke news media" has gotten out of control with their influence over the young and impressionable minds of America's youth. Trying to force crazy ideas into their heads, like
cringe Hooters To Go Vegan, Only Hire Vaccinated Drag Queens And Trans People, Use Pronouns To Better Appeal To Millennials Struggling restaurant chain Hooters is going to be revamping their business in a major way. It's natural for preferences to shift from generation to generation, and for some reason millennials
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breaking news BREAKING: A Second Rainbow Cruise Has Just Hit Whomp's Fortress Oh God oh fuck I can't believe it this can't be happening this can't be happening the tower is coming down oh my God there are bodies falling the bodies
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twitter "Twitter Files" Leaks Private DMs Where Trump Roleplayed "Naruto Getting Head" With Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu All of Twitter's skeletons have been getting dragged out of the closet since Elon took over. Every misuse of power, every potential scandal that was swept under the rug. Elon
kanye west Kanye "Ye" West Claims To Be Rightful Emperor Of Germany Influential rapper "Ye", formerly known as Kanye West, has been on something of a rampage lately. He is, as far as we're aware, unmedicated and completely out of control. Going
based Twitter Employees Forced To "Say The N Word" To Keep Their Jobs Elon Musk has been making some drastic changes to Twitter, and has completely gutted the company. Tons of people have lost their jobs, right-wing profiles have been reinstated, and Twitter
facebook Zuckerberg Offers "Personal VR Handies" For Metaverse Users If They Please Just Use Metaverse Meta, formerly Facebook, has lost billions investing in the "Metaverse". What the "Metaverse" is, I don't think anyone has ever properly explained to anyone. It's like virtual reality? Except everyone
fact check FACT CHECK: I Was NOT "Drunk And Belligerent" At IHOP, That Waitress Was Being A Bitch I am getting sick and tired of all this fake news being spread. You people have no respect for the truth. You people don't understand that some things in this
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we live in a society Disney To Pull WALL-E From All Services Over Fatphobic Imagery Beloved Pixar film "WALL-E" is apparently being scrubbed from existence after Disney decided to double down on their family-friendly, squeaky clean image. The film was deemed to be "fatphobic" and
apple Apple Fans Hyped Over New iPhone's Inaudible High-Pitched Hum That Attracts Swarms Of Angry Wasps Tim Apple has unveiled the latest iPhone's new killer feature, and it's looking like it's gonna be a doozy. Apple has been leading the industry since the launch of the
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playstation "Last Of Us" Director Neil Druckmann Urges Sony To Remove The Word "Play" From "PlayStation" "Fun" and "Play" are not words that Neil Druckmann, director of acclaimed survival horror experience "The Last of Us", is interested in associating with anymore. Naughty Dog, the developer behind
gamestop Streamer Pokimane Leaving Twitch To Be GameStop Assistant Manager Popular streamer and "e-girl" Pokimane shocked her followers and simps when she walked away from the internet to take a break for her mental health. It left them absolutely baffled.
fact check FACT CHECK: YouTube Has Black Friend "WorldStarHipHop" So It's Literally Impossible They're Racist A number of harmful, false, and defamatory statements have come out about YouTube. Creators have been wrongfully accusing the platform of being "racist" and "favoring white creators", and this is
facebook Mark Zuckerberg Announces He Will Box "The Candyman" Sam Hyde On The Joe Rogan Experience Mark Zuckerberg startled everyone when he appeared on "The Joe Rogan Experience" with one very clear message. The "Candyman" is gonna be losing some teeth, and not from an abundance
we live in a society Hypocritical Communist Streamer Hasan Piker Caught Asking For EXTRA Sauce Packets At Taco Bell Once again, the radical extremist left shows their true colors in another astonishing act of greed and gluttony. Self-proclaimed revolutionary communist Hasan "HasanAbi" Piker, someone that claims to be some
fact check FACT CHECK: Dan Schneider Was NOT Arrested At A Kids Foot Locker Fake news has become incredibly dangerous as of late, with many conspiracy theorists and malicious parties looking to spread false news and false narratives for their own selfish gain. And
joe biden Biden Will Add 10K In Debt To All Who Paid Off Their Student Loans President Biden has announced that up to 10k in debt will be forgiven for those with student loans. And, in order to help pay for this, add 10k in debt
