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bernie sanders BREAKING: Bernie Sanders Suspends Campaign To Go Take A Piss It’s official. Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the 2020 race for president, and has cleared the way for Biden to take the nomination. The Vermont senator announced Wednesday
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