News Cars 3 Confirmed For Switch, Thank God Nintendo has had a rocky launch, but all of their woes are over. Disney has officially announced Cars 3 is coming to the Nintendo Switch. KA-CHOW! I’m so excited,
News Newest Sonic Game Confirmed As "Sonic Forces", Raises Speculation Of What He's Forcing I hope you like Sanic, because it’s gonna be a big year for him. Sonic Mania was pushed back to Summer, which is unfortunate, but Project Sonic 2017 finally
News Nintendo Switch Is For Gaming, Not Beating Your Meat If you were hoping to fire up the Switch’s internet browser on launch day and hit up PornHub to break it in, you’re gonna have to wait. The
News Nintendo Has Gone Batshit Fucking Insane And Needs To Be Stopped What the fuck, Nintendo? What the actual fuck? What the fuck did you think you were fucking doing? Do you think this is some kind of fucking game? Your fucking
News Local Journalist Sucks Ass, Complains Online And Calls It "Video Game Journalism" Breaking news, guys. Got some important stuff, hot off the presses. There’s a video game too hard for someone. Quick, someone. Call an adult. We need help here. Wednesday,
News These Joy-Cons Small As Fuck And Probably Won't Make Good Sex Toys I’ve had my Switch for about 2 days now, gotten some good playtime with it. And I have to say, the hardware is very nice so far. Screen is
News We're Totally Getting Paper Mario Snap: Ocarina Of Time 2 HD The Thousand Island Dressing The big day is upon us, and soon all will be revealed about Nintendo’s newest console, the Wii 2U. All of the questions will be answered, all of the
News What's Up My Hip, Young Dudes? Check Out These Totally Tubular Trailers, My Dude. Ubisoft absolutely nailed E3 this year with impeccable, not tone-deaf at all fashion. Ubisoft is the coolest, guys. Did you see their whole Just Dance thing? That was beautiful. But
