News Valve Finally Announces Half-Life 3, And It's A Card Game Half-Life 3 is finally happening, the long wait is over. It’s been a good run, guys. A meme since 2007 according to KnowYourMeme.com. Over a decade. Incredible. During
News Overwatch's Sexy Summer Update Baffles Players With Bizarre New Gameplay Changes Overwatch is having its second major Summer Games event, bringing with it the return of fan-favorite Rocket League mode and a collection of hot new skins for people to pay
News Sega Faces Backlash As Fans Call Sonic Forces "Islamophobic" Sonic Forces, Sega’s promising new 3D Sonic game set for 2017, has come under fire lately for its lack of progressiveness. While past Sonic games have featured a primarily
Reviews Stop Holding My Hand And Let Me Masturbate Already The Pokemon series has come quite a long way. From the very first games for the Game Boy, all through the many sequels and spin-offs, the world of Pokemon has
News We're Finally Back The day has finally come. We’re back. We’re really, for real, back. Apologies for the delay, it was as hard on me as it was on you I’
Reviews I Banish Your Soul To The Shadow Realm, I'll Tell You Hwat Card games have grown incredibly popular on mobile devices as one of the genres that work really well with the limited control options of the touch screen. They don’t
News Cars 3 Confirmed For Switch, Thank God Nintendo has had a rocky launch, but all of their woes are over. Disney has officially announced Cars 3 is coming to the Nintendo Switch. KA-CHOW! I’m so excited,
News Newest Sonic Game Confirmed As "Sonic Forces", Raises Speculation Of What He's Forcing I hope you like Sanic, because it’s gonna be a big year for him. Sonic Mania was pushed back to Summer, which is unfortunate, but Project Sonic 2017 finally
News Nintendo Switch Is For Gaming, Not Beating Your Meat If you were hoping to fire up the Switch’s internet browser on launch day and hit up PornHub to break it in, you’re gonna have to wait. The
News Nintendo Has Gone Batshit Fucking Insane And Needs To Be Stopped What the fuck, Nintendo? What the actual fuck? What the fuck did you think you were fucking doing? Do you think this is some kind of fucking game? Your fucking
News Local Journalist Sucks Ass, Complains Online And Calls It "Video Game Journalism" Breaking news, guys. Got some important stuff, hot off the presses. There’s a video game too hard for someone. Quick, someone. Call an adult. We need help here. Wednesday,
Reviews Let's Take A Moment To Talk About Jesus Today is Easter, and I found it only fitting that we took a break from the video game journalism to reflect on Easter things. Like Jesus. Jesus was a pretty
News These Joy-Cons Small As Fuck And Probably Won't Make Good Sex Toys I’ve had my Switch for about 2 days now, gotten some good playtime with it. And I have to say, the hardware is very nice so far. Screen is
Reviews Degenerate Shitposters? In YOUR Friends List? It's More Likely Than You Think Nintendo has avoided the mobile market for a long time. And it makes sense. Their IP’s are valuable, and a reason to buy their consoles. It’s common sense.
News We're Totally Getting Paper Mario Snap: Ocarina Of Time 2 HD The Thousand Island Dressing The big day is upon us, and soon all will be revealed about Nintendo’s newest console, the Wii 2U. All of the questions will be answered, all of the
News What's Up My Hip, Young Dudes? Check Out These Totally Tubular Trailers, My Dude. Ubisoft absolutely nailed E3 this year with impeccable, not tone-deaf at all fashion. Ubisoft is the coolest, guys. Did you see their whole Just Dance thing? That was beautiful. But
