Tumbling is more than just something your nan does. It’s an art form. A way of life. Nan puts a lot into her tumbling. She’s up bright and

Some of the most entertaining games are games that are self-aware of their genre and turn things on their head. Sometimes it’s purely a gameplay element, sometimes it’s

Old Japanese games are fucking weird, dude. This shit is fucked. Old games in general are fucking weird. You know how many fighting games there are? How many space shooting

Life is hard. Things are never easy. From the day you’re born until the day you die, everyone always has all these expectations for you. They want you to

Fuck, that game was long. That game was long. As. Fuck. I thought I’d die before I finished it. My life flashed before my eyes. I think. I couldn’

Mario Kart 8 was Nintendo’s reason why people needed to buy the Wii U. It was like, the one game that people actually cared about, aside from Super Smash

The Russians have been all over our business quite a bit recently. They’re getting into our politics. They’re up to all kinds of shady shit. They invented that

Every fanboy thinks they know it all. They think they’re so smart, because they played Super Smash Bros a few times and know everything there is about retro games.

Video games are the pinnacle of human creation. Physical proof of our divine roots. We, whom have been sculpted in His image: God, Allah, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Intelligent

Superheroes are a staple of American pop culture. Everyone fucking loves superheroes. They’re just a fun concept. A regular hero, but better. Super. The people behind superheroes, the people

Alright, look. I don’t know what you’re doing here, and I don’t know why you’re even here. What were you expecting to find here? Who the

Mobile games are a wild west of redundant, shallow, half-assed shit. Anyone can slap together a free mobile game, throw it on the app store, and watch the ad revenue

White supremacy is prevalent in everything we consume these days, from books and movies to Culver’s, the American Midwest’s favorite casual restaurant chain. Nothing like butter, cheese, and

I fucking hate Snoopy. Stupid little bitch-ass dog, piece of shit. I fucking hate him. What’s he ever done? I’ll tell you what. Jack shit. That fucking dog

The mobile market has long eluded Nintendo. First Mario would never be on iPhones. Then Mario was on iPhones. It wasn’t exactly worth the wait. They made a meme

Okay dude, I don’t even know what the fuck I just played, but I’ll try to break it all down for you. Journalism can know no boundaries. Japanese

Big budget games walk a very fine tightrope. They take incredible funding to produce, and need to make that all back and then some. As technology has advanced, consumer demands

Sonic the Hedgehog has been iconic ever since his debut, way back in the golden age of gaming. While he’s never quite topped Super Mario in terms of popularity,

Splatoon was a surprise hit for Nintendo back on the Wii U. It was a fresh IP on a dying console, and yet it was still a huge success for

Fighting games, since their inception, have almost always followed a similar formula. The Street Fighter series set the standard for fighting games, and most games to come after have followed

The Pokemon series has come quite a long way. From the very first games for the Game Boy, all through the many sequels and spin-offs, the world of Pokemon has

Card games have grown incredibly popular on mobile devices as one of the genres that work really well with the limited control options of the touch screen. They don’t

Today is Easter, and I found it only fitting that we took a break from the video game journalism to reflect on Easter things. Like Jesus. Jesus was a pretty

Nintendo has avoided the mobile market for a long time. And it makes sense. Their IP’s are valuable, and a reason to buy their consoles. It’s common sense.