Reviews It's Called Consensual Nonconsent And It's Actually One Of The Most Common Kinks For Your Information Every game these days wants to be the “Dark Souls” of something. The “Dark Souls” of platformers, the “Dark Souls” of shooters, the “Dark Souls” of farming simulators, the “Dark
Reviews Should Retards Be Able To Legally Purchase Firearms? With the advent of the “indie roguelike”, indie gaming has slowly reached the very peak of elitist hipster culture. What was once a movement destined to uproot the evils of
Reviews More Like Pokémon Let's Go Drink All The Dish Soap Under The Sink And Jerk Off In The Hamster's Water Tube While He Drinks From Its Little Nipple Like The Slut He Is Pokémon is a titan of the video game industry. A looming obelisk of a franchise, and definitely one of Nintendo’s biggest properties. It just prints money for them, and
News Metroid Prime 4 Delayed Because Samus Is On Heroin The Nintendo Switch has been a runaway success thanks to its steady stream of quality content. Zelda, Mario, Smash Bros, and more have all graced the console, providing one classic
News Critics Slam Trump For Welcoming Football Team With Halo 3 LAN Party Instead Of Halo 5 Multiplayer There’s been a massive shitstorm surrounding Trump lately, like usual. It just never ends with him, honestly. The college football champions, the Clemson Tigers, were invited to the White
News Blizzard Confirms Overwatch Has No Toilets Ever since Overwatch first released, Blizzard has let loose a steady drip of lore from the enigmatic universe. They’re like, superheroes, but like there was an evil group within
News Trump Refuses To End Government Shutdown Until K. Rool Gets Nerf Nintendo’s all-star fighting mash-up has hardly been out a month, and the game’s mechanics are already under fire. Complaints that the game is not “balanced” and not anywhere
News Donald Trump Starts GoFundMe For Border Wall After Spending Government Funds On Fortnite "V-Bucks" The state of American politics has been a joke for quite some time now, and yet with each passing day the distinction between reality and fantasy slips just a little
News Yoshi's Original Final Smash In Ultimate Had Him Violently Fucking His Enemies, Here's Why Nintendo Censored That Nintendo has always been infamous for their gratuitous censorship. They have a family-friendly image to uphold, as the house of Mario. Their games are mostly rated E for everyone, they
News PSA: If You Don't Pet Your Pokémon In Let's Go Pikachu And Eevee They Will Kill Themselves Pokémon are cute and cuddly, most of the time. It’s no wonder why Nintendo keeps pushing the Tamagotchi-esque care mechanics into games. Starting with Pokémon-Amie in XY and finding
News Nintendo Announces Seinfeld Let's Go Jerry And Newman Nintendo has just been raking in the money ever since Pokémon Let’s Go hit the Nintendo Switch. Their fastest selling console, paired with their fastest selling franchise, has made
News Pokémon Let's Go Confirms Identity of Ash's Father And Here's Why That's Important Pokémon Let’s Go finally launched, stirring up Pokémon fever once more. People are playing Pokémon Go again for the connectivity features, and Nintendo has been at work teasing new
News Zuckerburg Reveals Facebook's Plans For The Game Industry Facebook has been having a hard time lately. Everything seems to be on fire. One scandal after another, their users fleeing to newer social media sites, their desperate attempts to
News President Trump Signs Executive Order Granting Asylum To Gamers Finally some good news in the volatile mess of American politics. President Donald Trump, long criticized for his inhumane policies on social matters, has finally shown a small chip in
News Blizzard Announces New Title OverMatch, And Overwatch Mobile Coming 2019 Blizzard has been at the center of quite a bit of controversy lately. Ever since their Blizzcon event earlier this month, they’ve gotten nothing but hate for their general
News Sony Refuses To Answer Why The PS1 Classic Comes Pre-Loaded With Twenty Copies Of Hooters Road Trip Nostalgia sells in the game industry, that’s something we’ve known for decades. Everyone loves to play old games. 8-bit and 16-bit graphics are popular styles even to this
News Dragon Ball FighterZ's Next Character DLC Leaked, Revealing Goku's New SSBBW Form It’s been a major year for Dragon Ball fans. With the release of Dragon Ball FighterZ earlier this year, and the conclusion of Dragon Ball Super shortly after, Dragon
News The Alt-Right War On Mr. Game & Watch The alt-right has been known for its shadowy online activity since it first emerged and made itself known to the common people back in 2016. Targeted harassment, bullying, and using
News Nintendo Confirms Super Smash Bros Ultimate Will Have Enhanced Ball Physics Ever since Super Smash Bros Ultimate was announced, many have argued over whether it was a port or a brand new game. Even after Sakurai, the game’s director, released
News Horse Balls Revealed To Be Leading Cause Of Red Dead Redemption 2's Crunch, PETA Enraged Over "Horse Overtime" Red Dead Redemption 2 has been one of the most anticipated games of the past couple years, and the hype leading up to its release has been astounding. Rockstar Games
News Playing As Straight, Male, Caucasian Character In Fallout 76 Will Result In Massive Debuff Bethesda’s upcoming Fallout title has had many skeptical on the future of the series. Fallout, long an exclusively single-player experience, will now be opened up to be a massively
Reviews Can Someone Please Play This Game For Me And Unlock All The Anime Girls So I Can Beat Off Already? I’m having a hard time with this game. It keeps making me do things. First I need to tap through words, then I need to tap through monsters. And
News Are Luigi's Mansion 3's "Celebrity Guest Appearances" In Poor Taste, Or A Proper Way To Immortalize Someone? Luigi’s Mansion 3 was a welcome surprise to everyone when it was announced during the September Nintendo Direct. The upcoming Switch entry in the beloved franchise will be bringing
News Telltale Games Shuts Down, Forcing Millions To Just Watch Movies Like Normal People Telltale Games, the genre-defining studio that brought us such classics like The Walking Dead, The Wolf Among Us, Tales from the Borderlands, Batman, and Back to the Future has announced
News REPORT: In Animal Crossing Switch, Tortimer Is Fucking Dead Nintendo surprised everyone at the end of their last Nintendo Direct. Not only was Isabelle confirmed for Super Smash Bros, but a brand new Animal Crossing was confirmed for the