cringe Hooters To Go Vegan, Only Hire Vaccinated Drag Queens And Trans People, Use Pronouns To Better Appeal To Millennials Struggling restaurant chain Hooters is going to be revamping their business in a major way. It's natural for preferences to shift from generation to generation, and for some reason millennials
grand theft auto "Woke" GTA 6 Includes Women, No Guns Or Killing, Forces You To Be Gay, Vegan, And Use Pronouns Well, the woke libtard media has done it. They've ruined the best and most redpilled game ever made, Grand Theft Auto. I am so mad, I am literally shaking right
cringe Standup Comedian Forced To Play PowerPoint Slideshow Of Captioned Breaking Bad GIFs Just To Sell Tickets Zoomer humor has always been a bit baffling and hard to comprehend for older generations. They seem to find the strangest things funny, from completely gibberish word salad to strange
sonic the hedgehog Sega: "Sonic Origins Digital Deluxe Preorder Bonus Will Allow Sonic To Piss Between Stages" Sega's upcoming "Sonic Origins" collection has been a bizarre roller-coaster of headlines for anxious fans. A brand new collection of classic Sonic games, that have been pulled from all digital
kotaku FACT CHECK: Fake News Site Kotaku Claims Wario "Pisses On Prostitutes" Infamous fake news site Kotaku published a hit piece on beloved entrepreneur and hero Wario, asserting that they had "leaked video" of Wario pissing on what appear to be cheap
pokemon Pokémon Fans Outraged As Nintendo Makes Non-Charizard Related Announcement Nintendo recently shook up the Pokémon formula with Pokémon Legends: Arceus, an installment that left many wondering if Pokémon would pursue this new direction with its main installments, or if
orwellian nightmare Ukraine Escalates Use Of Wojak Memes After Russia Posts "Let People Enjoy Things" Meme We live in a dystopian world. A nightmare worse than anyone could have conceived. 1984, Brave New World, Soylent Green, They Live, all of them pale in comparison to what
cringe Draconian Nintendo Censorship Targets Xenoblade 3 Gaping Anal Scenes Nintendo has had a history of censoring content as it's localized to the states, from spicy Fire Emblem dialogue to making girls put on a shirt or pants to cover
hollywood Andrew Garfield Lied To Get Into Hollywood, Is Not Actually Related To Garfield (Cat) "I'm so sorry, really, I am. What I did was dishonest, and wrong, and I've brought shame upon all of the films and directors that have worked with me, all
sonic the hedgehog Sonic Fans Outraged That Sega Is Making A New Sonic Game Sega made Sonic fans furious today as they announced they would in fact be making a new Sonic game. Sonic fans took to the internet to voice their anger, some
tragic Undertale Pacifist Run Ruined As 8 Child Laborers Die In Cobalt Mining Incident A rather promising Undertale speed run was ruined last night when news broke of a mining incident that killed eight child laborors and left at least a dozen more injured.
cringe Researchers Create Self-Replicating "Xenobots", Living Robots That Suck At Smash Bros Researchers stunned the world when they announced their next big achievement in science, unveiling what sounded to most like man-made horrors beyond their comprehension. Tiny, self-replicating nanobots that are highly
coronavirus Second Stimulus Bill Includes Millions In Gacha Microtransactions COVID has devastated the economy and left many families in need, and yet legislators in Washington still can't seem to come to agreement on how to fix the situation. Democrats
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pride month Nickelodeon Confirms Spongebob Is A MAP There was some confusion when Nickelodeon tweeted out that Spongebob was LGBTQ. Many took it as confirmation that he was gay. But as it turns out, he's a pedophile. Nickelodeon
coronavirus Super Smash Bros Director Masahiro Sakurai, 49, Passes Away Due To Complications of COVID-19 It’s a sad day for the world of video games today. Beloved Super Smash Bros director Masahiro Sakurai has passed away, due to complications of COVID-19. Sakurai tested positive
anime BREAKING: United States Declares Public Health Emergency Over Outbreak Of Sword Art Online Fans United States officials have declared Sword Art Online fans to be a public health emergency today, as cases of the severe mental illness have climbed into the hundreds of thousands.
