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super mario Mario Movie Delayed, Director Scrambles To Find New Song For Goomba Dance Segment After Sonic 2 Snags "Uptown Funk" The Super Mario Bros movie we've all been looking forward to from Illumination, has been pushed back until later in 2023. The studio, which has also put out such classics
netflix Netflix To Replace Animation Department With "Friends" Cinematic Universe Following disappointing reception to a number of its animation projects, Netflix has opted to axe their animation department entirely. Which means all of the Netflix original animation shows that were
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hollywood Andrew Garfield Lied To Get Into Hollywood, Is Not Actually Related To Garfield (Cat) "I'm so sorry, really, I am. What I did was dishonest, and wrong, and I've brought shame upon all of the films and directors that have worked with me, all
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we live in a society Shark Tale 2 Cancelled After Negative Reception To Scene Of Fish Being Shot 16 Times By Police Once again, the liberal left has taken something away from every good, red-blooded American. You can't live your life in this dystopian society anymore without those accursed libtards ruining everything.
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apple Ricky Gervais, 58, Found Dead By Apparent Suicide After Completely Unrelated Roasting Of Hollywood Pedophile Elite It’s a sad day in Hollywood. Popular comedian and host of the 2020 Golden Globes, Ricky Gervais, has passed away late Monday night. From an apparent suicide. Gervais was
