News REPORT: In Animal Crossing Switch, Tortimer Is Fucking Dead Nintendo surprised everyone at the end of their last Nintendo Direct. Not only was Isabelle confirmed for Super Smash Bros, but a brand new Animal Crossing was confirmed for the
News BREAKING: Trump Calls For FEMA To Construct A Large Wall Around White House To Block Hurricane Florence In wake of Hurricane Florence making landfall, President Donald Trump has ordered FEMA to immediately abandon their roles and to start constructing a massive wall around Washington D.C. to
News Sega Fans Burning Their Soap Shoes After Sonic Adventure 3 Backlash Sonic fans have had it rough for such a long time. There hasn’t been a universally acclaimed Sonic game in so long, quite possibly since their retro days. Many
News BREAKING: John McCain Dropped Heart Container Upon His Passing John S. McCain, Vietnam war veteran and former presidential candidate, passed recently at the ripe old age of 81. He had been battling an aggressive form of cancer, and the
News Trump Administration Caught Up In Copyright Lawsuit After Trying To Use Halo's "UNSC" Logo For US Space Force The Trump Administration has found themselves in hot water once again. And oddly enough, this time it’s not with our foreign enemies, allies, people within our own government, or
News Goku From That One Time He Had A Heart Condition Confirmed For Dragon Ball FighterZ Dragon Ball FighterZ has taken over the fighting game scene lately with its fast-paced, three-on-three fights chock full of screaming and explosions. The easy to pick up but difficult to
News Captain Toad Fired From Nintendo Over Racially Insensitive Tweets Captain Toad has enjoyed runaway success with the first installment in his very own series, Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker. The game has gone on to be a big hit on
News Elon Musk's Latest Project To Bring Network Of Nuclear Bomb Shelters To The American People Elon Musk has dabbled in everything from electric cars to space exploration, but his latest project definitely seems rather bleak. Musk seems to be planning for the very worst-case scenario
News Rick & Morty Confirmed For Super Smash Bros Ultimate Since E3, Nintendo fans have been hard at work combing through trailers and gameplay, speculating and theorizing about the new Super Smash Bros game that was just announced. Though there
News Papa John CEO Purged From Existence After Using "N Word" Slur Against Mortal Beings The balance of the universe was gravely upset this week as our world’s Supreme Papa was purged from existence. While unprecedented in the history of our universe, a Papa
News Trump Nominates Three Goombas Stacked On Top Of Each Other For Supreme Court With Judge Kennedy announcing that he would step down from the Supreme Court, a panic has swept over the nation. The Supreme Court is now in Donald Trump’s hands,
News "Hitler Will Be Black" Confirms EA, Leaving Fans Not Sure If They Should Be Angry Or Not The world of military shooter games has a surprising amount of depth. Despite the fact that they release year after year with relatively little changed, a growing schism has formed
News Super Mario Party For Switch Will Come With A Loaded Handgun The Nintendo Switch, right out the gate, had quite a few heavy hitters. The Legend of Zelda, Super Mario, and even a major RPG like Xenoblade Chronicles. But for a
News Assassin's Creed Odyssey To Have Incest, Bestiality Romance Options For "Perfect Historical Accuracy" Says Ubisoft The Assassin’s Creed games have been mainstays at E3 for years, much like the usual Madden, FIFA, Call of Duty, and Battlefield games. After a case of Assassin’s
News "Ivy Is Now A Male" Bandai Namco's Decision After SoulCalibur E3 Backlash Stirs More Controversy Women have been taking the spotlight in games much more frequently as of late, something made incredibly obvious at this year’s E3. Women are no longer princesses to be
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News EPIC: Sony Wins E3 For Their Bravery In Being The Only Openly Gay Company This E3 has been one of the worst, possibly in all history. Literally nothing good was shown, at all. As usual, it was nothing but a bunch of straight white
News GameStop To Call Literally Everyone For New Upcoming Battletoads Game For the first time in over twenty years, Battletoads is getting a fresh installment. Microsoft announced today at their E3 conference that Battletoads would be coming back in a big
News New "Pokémon Go" Sequel For Switch Requires Children To Play In Street We all knew it was coming, the new Pokémon game for the Switch has finally been revealed. While there were many theories of what the new region would be, how
News Playstation 4 At "End Of Lifecycle" Says CEO, As They Are Running Out Of Games To Remaster The Playstation 4 has been the indisputable leader of this console generation, absolutely crushing the Xbox One right from the start and dominating the industry with unseen force. They’ve
rap Kendrick Lamar Kicks Out Fan At Concert For "Lewding His Waifu" There was an uncomfortable interruption at the recent Kendrick Lamar concert in Alabama last night as a fan was booed off stage and booted from the concert grounds. Kendrick Lamar
News BREAKING: New California Republic And Caesar's Legion To Hold Peace Summit In a momentous and unforeseen twist, the Mojave may be united at last. While the two had been at war for years, in recent months tensions have been on the
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News Why Is Kanye Developing A Bromance With King Dedede? Fans of the prominent rapper Kanye West were absolutely baffled over the past few weeks as he took to Twitter to voice his support of King Dedede, a controversial political
News Sega's Best Content Coming To Nintendo Switch With "Sega Ages", Is Literally Just The Sonic Twitter Account Sega may have been reeling after the lukewarm reception of critically panned Sonic Forces, but it seems they’ve gotten a handle on what their customers want again. No one