Reviews Mighty Chromosome No. 21 is Back, and His Caretaker is Very Sorry For Causing You Any Trouble With the death of Megaman came a horrible curse that no one could have ever seen coming. The king of run and gun left a power vacuum behind, with everyone
News Full January Nintendo Direct Details Leak Online, Revealing Some Big Surprises It’s been a week full of surprises for Nintendo fans. Not even one day into 2018, and gamers were already foaming at the mouth with expectations for the upcoming
News New Smash Leaked Ahead of Upcoming January Nintendo Direct The Nintendo Switch had a milestone launch year, breaking records and smashing expectations across the board. Before one whole year was up, they’ve sold over ten million consoles worldwide,
Reviews Your Children Are Being Indoctrinated Into A Satanic Gore Rape Cult Children these days have it harder than any other generation. For ages, the strong have preyed on the weak. Atheists, communists, nazis. And now in the modern age, pharmaceutical companies
Reviews Is This A Sweet Dream or a Beautiful Nightmare? 2017 has been a year of great games. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Super Mario Odyssey. Persona 5. Nier: Automata. Horizon: Zero Dawn. That one other game,
Reviews God Isn't Real Haha Life Is Meaningless Burp Burp haha science lol everyone is slowly dying, where’s my chicken tender dip? I need my chicken tender dip. For science. Burp. Haha lol. You know that one? That’
Reviews Fist Me Harder, Daddy Haha, how’s it going bros, my name is Waaaaaffle King. Today, we’ll be looking at the next biggest app to hit the mobile market since Miitomo. Remember that
Reviews Pokemon Minus The Fuckable, Vaguely Humanoid Monsters Rick and Morty is one of my favorite shows. Fantastic show. Pokemon is one of my favorite games. I can’t think of any other game with as many different
News Nintendo Switch Already Set To Get Its First Disappointment Before Launch With the Nintendo Switch on the horizon, we’re gonna need some games. That’s the most important part of any new console launch, games. Nintendo fans might think otherwise,
News 2016 Is Coming Back And The World Is In Mortal Danger Guys, I got some bad news. We’re all probably gonna die. Or something. This is serious. 2016 was a rocky time for our world, but it also saw many
News Bayonetta 3 Is Officially Happening, And Changing Up The Series Like Never Before The 2017 Game Awards were huge for Nintendo. They took home awards for both The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Super Mario Odyssey, and a number of
News EA Opens Up GoFundMe After Battlefront 2 Flop Caused By Cyberbullying EA’s Star Wars Battlefront 2 saga has been ongoing since the game’s initial announcement. First people were excited that they were finally gonna improve upon the last abysmal
Reviews Nan Takes A Tumble 2: Tumblegeddon Tumbling is more than just something your nan does. It’s an art form. A way of life. Nan puts a lot into her tumbling. She’s up bright and
Reviews Oh Yeah Well I Was Only Pretending To Be Retarded Some of the most entertaining games are games that are self-aware of their genre and turn things on their head. Sometimes it’s purely a gameplay element, sometimes it’s
News Ubisoft Is Promoting White Genocide REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Fucking liberals. All you fucking liberal cucks, drinking your fucking Star Bucks, polluting your bloodlines with inferior races. Running around in dresses, dressing up as giant vaginas to protest God
News Sonic Forces' Strong Anti-Trump Message Stirs Controversy Among Conservative Parents It’s starting to seem like Sega is walking into controversy on purpose with their latest Sonic title. If it wasn’t the unlockable latex bondage suit or promotion of
News Far Cry 5 Is Blatant Anti-White Propaganda And I Will Not Tolerate It, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE Listen up, cucks. I’m tired of you bringing your anti-white, anti-free speech culture into my America. If you want white genocide so bad, why don’t you move to
News Nintendo's Hit Hentai Game Gets Literal Cartoon Wives Urgent news for anyone still playing Nintendo’s popular anime-collecting game, Fire Emblem Heroes. As fans of the game would know, they do special events every now and then. And
Reviews Who the Fuck Names Their Kid "Duck" Or "Geese", What The Fuck Kind Of Name Is That? Old Japanese games are fucking weird, dude. This shit is fucked. Old games in general are fucking weird. You know how many fighting games there are? How many space shooting
Reviews Eating, Being Useless, And Dying Has Never Been So Fun Life is hard. Things are never easy. From the day you’re born until the day you die, everyone always has all these expectations for you. They want you to
Reviews Jesus Didn't Die For Me To Waste My Life Playing This Shit Fuck, that game was long. That game was long. As. Fuck. I thought I’d die before I finished it. My life flashed before my eyes. I think. I couldn’
News 3DS Isn't Dead Yet, Popular Hentai Company Atlus Announces New Weeb Games With the launch of the Nintendo Switch, many are still not sure what Nintendo’s plans are for their consoles. Will the Switch take over as their main platform? Is
News Capcom Announces And Immediately Cancels Megaman 11 Well we’ve got some good news and some bad news. And then some more good news. Megaman fans have been starved of their favorite franchise for quite a few
Reviews Is It Physically Possible To Eat Metal Peach's Ass? Mario Kart 8 was Nintendo’s reason why people needed to buy the Wii U. It was like, the one game that people actually cared about, aside from Super Smash
Reviews The Russians Are Using Anime To Control Our Minds The Russians have been all over our business quite a bit recently. They’re getting into our politics. They’re up to all kinds of shady shit. They invented that
