Reviews The Russians Are Using Anime To Control Our Minds The Russians have been all over our business quite a bit recently. They’re getting into our politics. They’re up to all kinds of shady shit. They invented that
News Nintendo, Sony Stocks Plummet As President Trump Issues Ban On Anime America saw its 45th President inaugurated yesterday, and while it was a cause for celebration for some, many are not so happy. His first acts of office caused alarm for
News Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Will Have Special Guest Appearance By A Robot With Plasma Cannon Tiddies Xenoblade Chronicles 2 is right around the corner, but Nintendo and Monolith Soft aren’t done trying to build the hype train. People are pumped. Even some American fans, despite
News Jesus Simulator 2018 Heading West For Nintendo Switch Exciting news for JRPG enthusiasts and Nintendo Switch owners. Atlus, creators of everyone’s favorite hentai games, have just announced that they’re bringing something a little more wholesome to
Reviews In The Future, Sheep-Fucking Is Probably Legal Every fanboy thinks they know it all. They think they’re so smart, because they played Super Smash Bros a few times and know everything there is about retro games.
News Ubisoft's Controversial New Logo: Progressive, Or Too Extreme? Ubisoft has been in a lot of shit lately. With the reveal of their new anti-American Far Cry game that promotes the senseless killing of white children, they’ve seen
Reviews What God And Man Truly Fear Beyond Death Video games are the pinnacle of human creation. Physical proof of our divine roots. We, whom have been sculpted in His image: God, Allah, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the Intelligent
Reviews DC Could Really Learn A Few Things From The Writers At DreamWorks Superheroes are a staple of American pop culture. Everyone fucking loves superheroes. They’re just a fun concept. A regular hero, but better. Super. The people behind superheroes, the people
News Professional eSport Athlete "Captain 'Chubby' Chubs McBonerwitz Esquire" In Critical Condition After Drug Overdose It’s a dark day in the world of eSports. One of our very own has succumbed to the pressure of newfound stardom, and is now in critical condition following
News Mariah Carey Will Be The Newest Overwatch Hero Thanks To Partnership With Blizzard Overwatch may have just gotten a new hero recently, but the updates don’t stop there. No, Blizzard has something huge in store for the non-denominational winter holidays. Last year’
Reviews It's Good Shit, Don't Even Bother Reading This Alright, look. I don’t know what you’re doing here, and I don’t know why you’re even here. What were you expecting to find here? Who the
Reviews Only Real 2010's Kids Will Remember This Game Mobile games are a wild west of redundant, shallow, half-assed shit. Anyone can slap together a free mobile game, throw it on the app store, and watch the ad revenue
News Fans Up In Arms Over Nintendo's New "Localized" Version Of Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Nintendo’s always been a little awkward with their family-friendly image. Though they produce a number of games geared towards older audiences, Super Mario is still the face of the
News Nintendo Outlines Contents of Zelda's New "Breath of the Dance Floor" DLC Pack Nintendo has had some strange crossover promotions in the past. There was that whole Mercedes-Benz and Mario Kart DLC thing. And then Kirby and Bank of America had that mashup
News Newly Annouced Animal Crossing Mobile Game Has Fans Concerned Over Microtransactions Nintendo’s journey into the world of mobile games has been quite the adventure. They’ve come a long way since the lukewarm reception they got from Miitomo and Super
News Activision Announces Damn Daniel's Pro Skater Underground Activision had a few surprises up their sleeves this year. While they’ve already taken everyone by surprise and given them exactly what they wanted with Call of Duty: World
News Black Lives Matter Protests Latest Super Mario Game's Lack Of African Castles It seems Nintendo has found themselves in hot water once again. This time with the Black Lives Matter movement. The very promising open-world sandbox platformer, Super Mario Odyssey, has come
News "Visceral Games" Shuttered As EA Kills Promising "Uncharted-Like" Star Wars Title Bad news for Star Wars fans. Just as soon as Star Wars fever was sweeping the nation, with new movies and a promising video game deal, it seems the dream
Reviews White People Are Appropriating The Middle Ages Now Too White supremacy is prevalent in everything we consume these days, from books and movies to Culver’s, the American Midwest’s favorite casual restaurant chain. Nothing like butter, cheese, and
Reviews I Fucking Hate Snoopy I fucking hate Snoopy. Stupid little bitch-ass dog, piece of shit. I fucking hate him. What’s he ever done? I’ll tell you what. Jack shit. That fucking dog
Reviews Finally I Can Collect Enough Anime Girls To Sate The Crippling Loneliness In My Soul The mobile market has long eluded Nintendo. First Mario would never be on iPhones. Then Mario was on iPhones. It wasn’t exactly worth the wait. They made a meme
News Nintendo Strips Mario's Plumber Title To Fight Back The Alt-Right It’s a wild world that we live in now, where simple things can be threats to free speech and the slightest remark could be perceived as a million other
News Szechuan Sauce Being Bundled With SNES Classics On GameStop Website It’s been a wild weekend for Rick and Morty fans. McDonald’s stepped in to bring back the fan-favorite Szechuan meme sauce, and fans were lined up hours before
News Video Game Journalist, 28, Takes Life After Playing Cuphead It’s a very sad day for the game industry. A very sad day indeed. While we’re all about fun and games here, in a quite literal sense, this
Reviews If Everything On XVIDEOS Was This Eloquent We'd Have Colonies On Mars By Now Okay dude, I don’t even know what the fuck I just played, but I’ll try to break it all down for you. Journalism can know no boundaries. Japanese
