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twitter "Twitter Files" Leaks Private DMs Where Trump Roleplayed "Naruto Getting Head" With Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu All of Twitter's skeletons have been getting dragged out of the closet since Elon took over. Every misuse of power, every potential scandal that was swept under the
kanye west Kanye "Ye" West Claims To Be Rightful Emperor Of Germany Influential rapper "Ye", formerly known as Kanye West, has been on something of a rampage lately. He is, as far as we're aware, unmedicated and completely
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facebook Zuckerberg Offers "Personal VR Handies" For Metaverse Users If They Please Just Use Metaverse Meta, formerly Facebook, has lost billions investing in the "Metaverse". What the "Metaverse" is, I don't think anyone has ever properly explained to anyone.
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wholesome Microsoft Wants "Less Religion" In Doom, Proposes "Atheism And Science" Instead Of Demons Microsoft has purchased a number of studios and acquired quite a few IP, but being the massive corporation they are, it was inevitable that we would begin to notice their
we live in a society Disney To Pull WALL-E From All Services Over Fatphobic Imagery Beloved Pixar film "WALL-E" is apparently being scrubbed from existence after Disney decided to double down on their family-friendly, squeaky clean image. The film was deemed to be
apple Apple Fans Hyped Over New iPhone's Inaudible High-Pitched Hum That Attracts Swarms Of Angry Wasps Tim Apple has unveiled the latest iPhone's new killer feature, and it's looking like it's gonna be a doozy. Apple has been leading the
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playstation "Last Of Us" Director Neil Druckmann Urges Sony To Remove The Word "Play" From "PlayStation" "Fun" and "Play" are not words that Neil Druckmann, director of acclaimed survival horror experience "The Last of Us", is interested in associating with
gamestop Streamer Pokimane Leaving Twitch To Be GameStop Assistant Manager Popular streamer and "e-girl" Pokimane shocked her followers and simps when she walked away from the internet to take a break for her mental health. It left them
fact check FACT CHECK: YouTube Has Black Friend "WorldStarHipHop" So It's Literally Impossible They're Racist A number of harmful, false, and defamatory statements have come out about YouTube. Creators have been wrongfully accusing the platform of being "racist" and "favoring white creators&
facebook Mark Zuckerberg Announces He Will Box "The Candyman" Sam Hyde On The Joe Rogan Experience Mark Zuckerberg startled everyone when he appeared on "The Joe Rogan Experience" with one very clear message. The "Candyman" is gonna be losing some teeth, and
we live in a society Hypocritical Communist Streamer Hasan Piker Caught Asking For EXTRA Sauce Packets At Taco Bell Once again, the radical extremist left shows their true colors in another astonishing act of greed and gluttony. Self-proclaimed revolutionary communist Hasan "HasanAbi" Piker, someone that claims to
fact check FACT CHECK: Dan Schneider Was NOT Arrested At A Kids Foot Locker Fake news has become incredibly dangerous as of late, with many conspiracy theorists and malicious parties looking to spread false news and false narratives for their own selfish gain. And
joe biden Biden Will Add 10K In Debt To All Who Paid Off Their Student Loans President Biden has announced that up to 10k in debt will be forgiven for those with student loans. And, in order to help pay for this, add 10k in debt
wholesome Andrew Tate Comes Out As Transgender "I've been running from it all my life, and I'm sorry it took this long for me to admit it. But I won't
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we live in a society Report: Andrew Tate Can Say Misogynistic Things And Be An "Influencer", But When I Do It Someone Goes To HR It's been all over the news lately, former kickboxer Andrew Tate and all of his views on women and what he thinks they should or shouldn't
gamers rise up Andrew Tate Turns Down Appearing in Tekken Because "There Are Women In The Game" Infamous influencer Andrew Tate has made himself quite the online punching bag recently, with people from every social media website dog-piling on him for his controversial and often offensive takes
