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presidential debate Both Trump And Biden Don't Know Who Painted Mona Lisa The first presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden was an absolute clusterfuck. Complete shitshow. Neither of them could get anything coherent out, or make any actual points. I
politics Senate Can't Agree On Whether To Photoshop RBG Into Heaven Or Hell Meme It was sad news when Ruth Bader Ginsburg passed, but with her passing comes the important debate that the fate of America hinges on. Does she belong in Meme Heaven
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breaking news BREAKING: The Q In Q-Anon Stands For Quizno's Authorities have finally figured out the identity of the mysterious hacker 4Chan, leader of Anonymous. Their latest plot, dubbed "Q-Anon", was an absolute mystery to federal agents, as
breaking news Biden And Trump Unite To Stop Space Colony ARK From Crashing Into Earth In a shocking turn of events, the Democratic convention ended with both Biden and Trump hand in hand. The two eternal rivals were forced to team up in a surprise
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hyper-realistic Ellen: "The Red Mist Is Coming" Ellen had a rather bizarre message for her fans late last night, posting an enigmatic video to all of her socials. The video begins with Ellen in her room, playing
epstein Unsealed Documents Expose Bill Clinton As Avid My Hero Academia Fan Rumors and conspiracy theories have followed the Clintons for years, from rigging the 2016 election to Epstein and beyond. But newly unsealed documents from the Ghislaine Maxwell case have revealed
breaking news Newly Unsealed Documents Reveal Ghislaine Maxwell's Secret Husband Ghislaine Maxwell's secret husband has been officially revealed in a newly unsealed court document. Though Maxwell pleaded not guilty to assisting Epstein in the enticement and trafficking of
esports Competitive Smash Players Must Now Register Into A Database, Notify Neighbors Competitive Smash players now cannot legally be within 500 feet of schools, and must notify neighbors, thanks to a new law passed after the latest grooming scandal. The new law
the end times Kanye Forges Pact With Merkabah, Throne Chariot of God, To Cleanse America Of Sin One of the most powerful humans on Earth and presidential hopeful Kanye West has just ascended to an even higher plane of being. Throne Chariot of God and Archangel Merkabah
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breaking news Ghislaine Maxwell: "The 1% Get High And Play Kirby Air Ride All Day" The world has been waiting with baited breath for the trial of Ghislaine Maxwell, if it'll ever come. Some fear she won't survive long enough to
deus vult Kanye: "We Will Retake Jerusalem" America will be ushering in a new age of crusaders, according to presidential hopeful Kanye West. The rapper, now poised to turn America's democracy into a theocracy, insists
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china Trump Calls To Remove "Chinese Fighter" From Smash Amid Rising COVID Tensions President Trump had a lot to say this morning about the newest addition to the Super Smash Bros roster, ARMS representative Min Min. While there were many hoping for a
coronavirus BREAKING: Dr. Mario Finds Red-Yellow Pill Cures COVID-19 The fight against COVID-19 is finally over, as leading expert Doctor Mario Mario has discovered the exact formula for the vaccine. A pill that is one half red, one half
fuck jimmy kimmel BLM Tear Down Jimmy Kimmel Statues Not Because He Did Blackface But Just Because He's Not Funny Black Lives Matter protestors have begun tearing down statues of unfunny talentless shill Jimmy Kimmel, completely unrelated to the blackface photos that surfaced recently. Yes, Jimmy Kimmel did blackface long
north korea Kim Jong-un: "Port Mario Party 2 To PS5 Or I Launch Nukes" Tensions with North Korea are escalating once again. Kim Jong-un has issued an unwavering demand. Mario Party 2 on PS5, or else. Trump officials met with Kim Jong-un to negotiate,
